Advertisement
Late Night Show hits…
June 4, 2010 by michael dalisay
You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start making fun of the elected government officials…
———————————————————————————————————————–
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree, and we think 25 to life would be appropriate.
–Jay Leno
America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
–Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
–Conan O’Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
–Jay Leno
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: Obama’s cabinet is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. A penitentiary is for housing prisoners.
–David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
–Jimmy Fallon
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
–Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
–David Letterman
